Twas the night before Weight-Watchers,
And all through the house,
Lou-Lou was stuffing
Sweet things in her mouth....
She finished the Mars Bars,
The wine and the cheese.
She feasted on pastries,
(though squeezed into jeans.)
Determined to wake
To a home stripped of fare,
She crammed and she gorged,
Till the cupboards were bare.
Tomorrow begins a
Superb new regime.
And Lou-Lou reverts,
From a porker to lean.
