I am so lucky! I got this email today....
ONLINE NOTIFICATION
We are pleased to inform you that your e-mail address has won the Swiss On-line Lottery. Therefore you have been approved for a lump sum payout ( 750,000.00 ) Seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand Pounds Sterling in the Swiss On-line Lottery program held on 14th March 2011, and released today 15th March 2011. The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 21,000 email addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the Internet, no tickets were sold. After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail ID emerged as one of the winners in the 3rd category.
You are therefore been approve to lump sum of ?750,000.00(GBP). To file and claim your winning, please contact our Fiduciary Agent for the processing of your winning particulars, with the following information's below.
To file for your claim, please contact our
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United Kingdom Lottery Fiduciary
Contact Person: Mr Micheal Blair
E-mail address: nitwits incorporated.... dot com...
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Provide him with the information below:
1.Full Name:..................................
2.Full Address:.............................
3.Status:.......................................
4.Occupation:................................
5.Age:...........................................
6.Sex:...........................................
7.Country:.....................................
8.Tel.Number:................................
9.Country Of Residence....................
10. Bank Details...............................
Congratulations once more from all members and staff of this program.
So it's bye-bye bloggers and hello Monaco, fast cars and champagne......... hang on, hubby's just telling me that he thinks this email might be a fake! .......... Nooooo!! Who would do such a thing!!!!!??
Seriously though, wouldn't you just love to be able to send a reply WITH an I.T. worm to ruin the computers of all dodgy emailers.... or maybe I'm the only one nasty enough to scheme their downfall...
Grrrr.
What does he mean it's fake? Surely not! If it's too good to be true it's just good luck isn't it?
ReplyDeleteI've had one of these too. They must catch some folks or they wouldn't do it. You could just send me your details and I promise, I won't steal as much:)
ReplyDeleteOh there's a hilarious book out by a guy who answered back, oh hang on the English for that would be "replied" anyway - it's utterly hilarious and now i can't remember his name.
ReplyDeleteOh this has been like the sort of wooly comment my great grand mother would leave.
OMG Lou, you are soooo lucky. Fancy all that money coming your way and all you have to do it send your bank details, social security number and your mother's maiden name. FANTASTIC! Could you stand me a pair of Jimmy's? I'll pay you back when the money comes in from my long lost Nigerian cousins......
ReplyDeleteHaha!!
ReplyDeleteI received an sms message (at work) telling me that I had won millions of dollars. Luckily I held out from giving my boss the finger, because as it turns out...it wasn't true. *gasp*
Dammit.
Oh don't be silly of course its all legit, if you don't mind would you send me your bank info too?
ReplyDeleteI seem to get bizarre Thai pharmaceuticals, no Monte Carlo or bust for me anytime soon and it's full of 5'6" Formula 1 drivers. Your wellies are far more on trend though xx
ReplyDeleteOh! And here I thought I was one of the lucky ones! You mean all those plans I made were for naught?
ReplyDeleteI got stuck on March 17th's 'no Monte Carlo .... or bust for me...' What would you choose?...... Now I like Monte Carlo, but I also like a bust. There's only one way to find out.... FIGHT!!!!
ReplyDeleteThen I realised I think I read it a bit wrong....