The Science Bit.....

I have been testing the theory, mainly at night, that a watched kettle does not boil. I can confirm this to be a very big truism.....

Though the sheep are the size of aircraft carriers, there is still no sign of their lambs.

Note to self: Next year, when the ram comes calling, I will be far more watchful of crayon colours on the girls' backs:..... of the 'servicing' date! Might even use this handy gestation table to save myself more night shifts.