Twas the night before Weight-Watchers,
And all through the house,
Lou-Lou was stuffing
Sweet things in her mouth....
She finished the Mars Bars,
The wine and the cheese.
She feasted on pastries,
(though squeezed into jeans.)
Determined to wake
To a home stripped of fare,
She crammed and she gorged,
Till the cupboards were bare.
Tomorrow begins a
Superb new regime.
And Lou-Lou reverts,
From a porker to lean.
brilliant....sitting in rain-sodden London, so not wanting to be any work and dreaming of lunch, am delighted I chose to read this instead....hilarious.....
ReplyDeleteGo girl!!! If it was easy, we wouldn't get so worked up about it. Slow and steady wins the race.
ReplyDeleteYoung at Heart: Glad to cheer you up xx
ReplyDeleteMother Hen: Haven't fallen off food wagon today .... very proud! Many stones to go.....
Very funny. I'm nearly through all the Christmas treats thankfully, although every time I walk past the Maltesers at the supermarket they are calling my name!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad to see that someone else is adopting my own healthy approach to finishing off the Christmas goodies. The Husband tells me to just throw them away..... as if! I think the Poet Laureate needs to watch out xx
ReplyDeleteVictoria: Calling you names in the store? How rude! That's why they're called Mall-teasers.. Ha,ha.
ReplyDeleteWyle Girl: God, men are so practical.... unless their fave beer is missing from the fridge!
The Queen has asked me to consider the job but I'm just so busy, what with the chickens and all....
Victoria: In our house Maltesers are called 'small-geezers'.... no idea why!
ReplyDeleteAh, that was brilliant! :-D
ReplyDeleteMade me hungry though.
Gosh darn it!
Mmmmmmmmmmnnnnn............ you are a genius.
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