I was regaled with tales of who did what today at school by the 5yo. When the 7yo could get a word in edge ways she proudly announced that she had science today. Having announced the fact I watched her face change from smug to slightly confused.
'....well' she said grumpily. 'I don't know why they bother taking us up to the science lab, we didn't do any explosions or anything, we just coloured in skeletons.'
Clearly I'm reading way too much Harry Potter with her!
Try Mentoes and Coke. I think you can look it up online. You can get this fab gadget from Hawkins Bazaar that plugs into the top of a fizzy something bottle and at the pull of a string it dispenses Mentoes into it and Z Z Z S P L A P S S S S S H H H H H H . . . . . . . . .!!!!!!!!!!!! One big explosive arc of fantasticness.
ReplyDeleteWay better than colouring in skeletons. Just aim it away from the chicken coop or you'll have scrambled eggs for breakfast for the next 3 weeks.
Either that or bring one of those eggs round to ours, push a stool up against the microwave and give Thuglet a couple of minutes.
We do lots of explosions.
Bicarb and vinegar anyone?
Too cute!
ReplyDeleteYou can't have too much Harry Potter. :)
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