Phew, have found (huff puff) another new way (huff puff) to get (huff puff) fit. Having chased (..got my breath back now) the cats to retrieve bunnies (Olympic blog post) I now race to my sitting room sash window, fling it open, hurl myself through the gap and sprint to the pond waving my arms while meowing. If I have done the moves correctly one tarty duck and her two pervy lovers take to the air in frightened flight and countless tadpole lives are saved....oh and I won't have to join a gym but I may require a chiropractor. Genius eh?
The only slight issue is, I'm having to do this every forty minutes and soon I have to leave for school run. I realise that I cannot take all the tads with me, so I fear there will be a massacre while I'm out. Oh well.....could do with a gun really, then we could eat the ducks!!
Sun's out, house is clean'ish, beds made and luscious Ludlow shopping is done....c'mon bring on the guests...
Now I think I'm getting it. Exercise must be done with a sense of humor for it to be the most effective. And with a sense of purpose other than actually losing weight or keeping fit.
ReplyDeleteI think I'll have to try that. :)
Perhaps a small net for the pond, oh yes possibly easier to eat the ducks!
ReplyDeleteA net! Brilliant.....but what would I blog about then!!??
ReplyDeleteIndeed you are an Olympian! When you have a moment come by for a stroll through the apple orchards!
ReplyDeleteHilarious. Maybe a Lou scarecrow is needed for the ducks.
ReplyDeleteA scarecrow.....I like it!
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